Terri Schiavo has died.

Gotta love the story of this woman who gave birth while driving her van to the hospital with the kids in the back seat. she pulled over into the gas station, pushed the baby out, and then with umbilical cord still attached continued driving to the hospital.

Meanwhile the poor gas station attendant calls the cops and tries to explain, but somehow the cops think the van is stolen and begin the chase. Then, somebody apparently sees the baby and reports that someone is trying to throw a baby from a moving car (ala that fake Florida case from a few weeks ago). Cops end up ordering the woman out of the car and she's all, "Just had a baby, people. A little help, huh?"